Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
I really hate being an introvert because I sometimes think “oh hey, I can totally hang out with a bunch of people right now! I can handle it! I hate being alone!!” and then three hours into hanging out I realize how draining of energy it is for me to be around other people and I just want to curl up into a ball and isolate myself for the rest of my life.
if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic
"Who’s flat now?"
whos flat now
the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here
Take it easy, Hogwarts. It has been…totally awesome.